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Big data smaller than first thought

New Olympic Events

Scientists Arrested Selling Dark Matter to Nigerian Scammers

e=mc2 solved for larger values of c

eBay Privacy Breach: 233M users asked to change password and home address

Call for Urgent Action as Disease Accounts for 294% of Australian Deaths

87% of “Neuro-” Prefix Usage Should be “Pseudo-Neuro-”

Predicted: Exponential Growth of Ad Placements in TV Sports

Sciency News’ Top 7 Top 10 Top 10 Lists

PM: Elite sports important; elite science less so

Time zones mean Zealanders are the first to learn of Red Sox World Series victory

Canadian scientists travel down under to view far side of moon

Business Studies: Evangelical ministries must evolve to survive

Banking: Each 25% reduction in bank ethics brings 32% increase in profit

Economy: Increasing consumer confidence in Q3 tied to greater alcohol consumption

White House: President scribbles on legislation: “I have a simple solution to this problem that is too large to fit in this margin”

Team Australia vs. All Blacks

Satirical Vertigo explained

Fascinator Flemington: A Brief History

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Fashion

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  • Science

  • New evidence-based methods found better than using facts and science
  • Dark matter: a DIY guide
  • Telekenisis: video proof
  • Math

  • Cryptographer cracks joke
  • Rounding errors affect 19.7843812549873% of studies
  • Media

  • David Lee Roth coaches TED speakers on stage presence
  • Fox News Anchor fired after use of banned anger-suppression drug
  • Marketing agency hires scientism expert to validate ad content
  • Medicine

  • 37% increase in "Neuro-" prefix in 2013
  • Have a Smarter, Healthier Butt
  • Homeopathic vodka removed from sale after adding mixers found to increase drunkenness
  • Science cult? Global mass overdose on homeopathic treatments
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  • Francophones to support Android
  • Greek and Latin: a dangerous cocktail of plurals
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